THIS. RIGHT. HERE. I think I may have this tattooed on my body somewhere prominent. Like my chest. Links and all.

CIO at a Fortune 1000 company

<Frantically looks at the refund policy on the "Little Tykes Zack Wheeler Sleep Over Pitching Camp">

+16

"Midget with the Napoleonic complex killed the Radio Star"

Nah dude! That stuff is easy to get for free!

Pay a charge to get the new phone so it will work with the new OS so it will work with Tinder and then pay another fee to use Tinder.

Me staring at the App Store when it tells me it won't install Tinder because my iOS/I'm an old, incompatible version.

Keep fucking that chicken.

Every time I see it I think he has fallen asleep while taking a very drunken, post-Thanksgiving Dinner dump.

It's nice to see the guy from the tv mini series adaptation of Stephen King's "Salem's Lot" is still getting steady work.

Horny for the puck? Put the biscuit in the basket!

"New Incognito Window" is your friend

Funny thing is...those same power-hungry assholes...who yelled some version of that phrase and then doled out some form of running punishment...usually ended up replacing tires on their cars an awful lot during the season. It seems they would spring leaks or the valves would go bad or they would get huge holes in…

+1 from Dads everywhere

Don should have started his interview with this question.

KYLIE GOT FILLERS!!/Dental Plan

This yard looks rather familiar...

Here she explains the 'Wheelbarrow' joke from the new Vince Vaughn film "Unfinished Business."