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Syphilitic Scalia Says
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It was completely the right verdict. However the sentence was wrong. On top of the monetary compensation, Thicke should be beheaded at dawn for crimes against humanity. Pharrell, aka "The Human Hat Rack" should be sentenced to 10 years of hard labor as a singing waiter at a Chuck E. Cheese in Boca Raton.

What the fuck did I just read with that tweet?

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

I know, right? Beggars can't be choosers. As long as the check clears.

Taste the rainbow, crash the rainbow

I'm pretty positive the Prius has an engine. That's why it makes that engine noise when you step on the go pedal.

Sometimes I get this way after eating Taco Bell burritos.

Maybe he is having them come down to Texas just so he can bust their balls.

I only paid a buffalo nickel.

"Hey Rhode Island! I'm here for more of your money!"

Actually I saw it as blue and black at first and then as white and gold later.

Because she was. That's her second job.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

That thing looks like it's about to ralph.

Great points. Thanks for this.

Look, all he needs to do is rape a woman and steal some crab legs from the local supermarket and the NCAA will welcome him back with open arms.

And that's just trying to get into the parking lot.

I guess heaven can't wait.

Didn't Busch accuse Driscoll of being a trained Government assassin? Did anything come of that?

That is fucking fantastic! I should do that to my ex wife. Or Bob the Builder! Yeah!