STAR asks, "You and your mother were fighting over a crack rock, were you not?" Then the interview gets bad.

I see no problem with Keith's tweets. Maybe the ESPN brass should be suspended for a week.

They need to rename the Giants to the Sharks and have both teams play each other once a year.

As long as they keep that shit brown color, everything else is ok.

What shitty music is it? Snow's "Informer"? Whitney Houston? A mash-up of the themes from "Dinosaur Train" and "Taxi"?

You magnificent bastard

Get a chauffeur cap with an elastic string. Like a birthday hat.

She more a Shop Rite fan?

"Winston is just not that good." (sung to the Nationwide theme)

That explains her waving her arms like that. She was doing an Al Jolson impression!

She said it not once, but twice while giving her colleague the side-eye. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

+ the remaining 2/5

Shit, I hope so...

Hamlin: I understand. It's because you're loose. It's not my problem if you're loose, Danica.

$600 for a blowjob and he filmed it? The production values better be at J.J. Abrams level or he didn't get his money's worth.

Sneak in a flask?

+1 Incomplete pass

Followed by two hours of the sound of someone Dan Snyder fapping over a picture of RGIII while softly crying.

Tying for 20 with NYG? Hardly. Put Washington down for a 4-12 season.

+1