Depending on location-between cover charge, tipping for coat check, drinks (buy a round of drinks for yourself and a few friends as well as for a dancer or two), tipping the bartender/waitress, singles for tipping the dancer for her stage dance, lap dances, and then "VIP" lap dances (if the club has a private section…

"Paying for a dick pic? I'll give them out for free." - Brett Favre

He should wear his 24k shiny cleats just as an added "Fuck You" to the league at the Super Bowl. No tweets before the game. No Instagram. No announcements. Just Do It.

I can't wait to see them tackle this on Portlandia!

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Every episode would be a blank screen.

I found it odd that Lenny Kravitz took an interest in the NFL....oh Bob Kravitz...that makes more sense.

I know how to settle this: Test the balls the Pats used in the game to score touchdowns. Oh, they were all tossed into the stands to the fans? Destroy evidence much?

Lose draft picks? Are you fucking kidding me? Their team will be at the bottom or near bottom of the draft pile, so losing a pick or two isn't going to hurt. How fucking lopsided are the penalties in the NFL? Wear the wrong headphones-huge monetary fine. Wear "illegal" cleats-you'll get pulled from a game. Beat your…

So the 12th man was looking to beat traffic.

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+1 for the combination of butt-shit-fuck

Filed to:

EXACTLY.

Worked out well for Zorn. How much did he get paid?

The teenager called Solo a name, and she attacked him and her half-sister, the nephew said in court documents.

Whoa, damn.

Maybe Busch is also a trained assassin and they were having a trained assassin fight in the trailer. Like a fight between Budd and Elle Driver in Kill Bill.

"You're firing me horse face? Fuck you I quit." That's what the Fox says.

Then "The Fappening" was just wrong wrong wrong...