+1 Ouch

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Albert Haynesworth, is that you? You've lost weight buddy!

I'm surprised the Little Emperor didn't charge the press to park in the lot.

Saturday? In the Park? Every day's the Fourth of July!

...portobello mushrooms will be up shortly.

Ditka sleeps, Cris Carter cries, Keyshawn is slowly going mad. It's like an old persons home on television.

If you read his lips he actually said
"Well Erin, on my off weeks I like to take a long, hot, lavender infused bubble bath; then slip on my custom made, full body, Peter King fat guy skin suit, where I then sit naked in my broken LazyBoy recliner, drink warm beer, masterbate gloomily, and cry bitter tears. Care to join…

I'm in a very loud bar watching the game, so I didn't hear the whistle signaling the play as dead. Oh wait, there was none? Then, Touchdown Green Bay :)

Horseshit? Funny, that was the same thing the scientific community originally said about Newton's Laws.

"Danny had Tacos last night."

With that arm and that aim, it's too bad he wasn't at Fed Ex field today to deliver a win for Washington

Hear that sound? That's the sound of the towel the Johnsons have just thrown in hitting the mat.

You gellin'?
Like Rex Ryan sucking on toes.

Kevin Garnett is not suitable for anyone.

I dig it. For me, it was the right thing to say at the right time. He needed to hear it to grow up.

Would you say this is a happy ending for O'Brien?

For some reason I read that as "Craig T. Nelson."

Pefct throw? Then I guess the White Sox won't be signing her.

My Dad did a dick thing like that to me when I was in high school. My reply was "I pick your nursing home."