"Did you see that shit right there? I could be out there. I can do that. I can throw incomplete passes. Hell, I'll throw interceptions if that's what Kyle wants."

Please send my check c/o Glenn Greenwald.

Lawerence Taylor is so excited for Rodgers return he just broke Joe Theismann's leg again.

"I didn't get my Tea Party approved, Duck Dynasty themed, Barely Legal Hentai Tentacle Anime porn at Christmas like I was promised. Thanks Obama!

Amazon gets refunded by UPS who in term "refunds" the screwed over customer.

Falco. Because Utah is an F B I Agent.

Excellent

How soon until they sign Keanu Reeves as a backup?

Prior to the shooting Santa Claus was heard saying "A pellet gun? You'll shoot your eye out kid. Or somebody in the back. How about a nice football?"

Lucky stiff. Do you know how much you have to pay to have that done in NYC?

Tobias agrees.

Ha! Well said!

He just delivers it in parts.

+1 for the HUAC reference.

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You are mistaken. In Canada, the read the date first and then the month, so MacLean was actually talking about the events of November 9th. On this day, the heroic first responders answered a dangerous call from a Brian J. (42) of Mississauga, ON who had gotten his "Oden" wedged inside his Neil Peart Real Doll "Mr.…

Actually, Sarah Spain is lying to protect a former colleague. The ball girl was actually requesting clarification to a note sent by Craig James asking her if "She wanted to be 6."

Ha!

"But the fire was coming on to it!"

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