“White people shouldn’t get to make bad rap music and be as popular—or even more popular—than talented black artists.”

I wonder how many software developers read this comment complaining about a piece of software costing 3 goddamn fucking dollars and just quit and cried themselves to sleep. What a shitty time to be making software and wanting to eat food at night.

The trick is to replace step 2 with “ignore it because Google will kill it and it’s an underbaked alternative to its competitors anyway.” There’s no step 3!

Looks good. But I’ll wait for the similar-but-different Spaces product another subsidiary of Google launches later this year before both are shut down in early 2018.

I’ll stream everything BUT music. I only need to experience a movie, TV show, audiobook, video game once, but some of the songs I have are songs I’ve had since I was 10, and many of them are songs I’ll still appreciate having when I’m 80. I’ll listen to them thousands of times, and I don’t want to leave their…

Long after the majority of cars on the road have adopted keyless locks, people will still be copying and pasting this and calling it wisdom.

Crappy confirmation bias brought to you by people who complain about the media but are too lazy to look beyond CNN/Fox for their news. Great reporting is everywhere but you need to give SOME effort to seek it out.

Looks fucking hideous, like everything else related to Material Design and that horrid font. Hope there’s a hack to keep the more legible current look.

/falls asleep reading this

Boy you took a long climb up a short hill to really dig in with a personal attack there. Anyway, I’m none of those things — was just making a silly joke about a word that amuses me. But if it gives you comfort in this time of shaking Internet rage, please feel free to imagine me as a teenage virgin with…

NOW THIS IS LIFEHACKING

After a while, white devildile! Love youuuuuuu

Again with the name-calling. Wow. Who raised you??? They must be ashamed.

It is not name-calling, no. Up there is a sky. Down there is grass. You happen to be the white devil. I didn’t name you.

Name-calling?? SO MEAN!! #AllUsernamesMatter

Tried to sign up, ended up getting locked out of my iCloud account. Now I have to change my password everywhere after I reset it, because I can’t use the old one. Thanks Paribus! Great fucking job.

Just do steroids

I never said I was forced or even that I don’t enjoy people hating themselves in public like they do here. Don’t put words into my mouth, white devil.

This is Gawker, home of the Internet’s highest concentration of self-hating white people who are afraid of the six angry black women who also post here.

Uh oh, mansplaining