Why would I be wearing a sports bra? I’m a guy.

The time expense to collect, photograph, list and carefully ship 32 cardboard toilet paper rolls, minus the cut Paypal takes and the cut eBay takes, not accounting for any issues that might arise in shipping something so fragile... yeah, no.

I refuse to believe people need to be told this.

I love this weird narrative where Andrew Shaw was the first person to use that word in last night’s game instead of, I dunno, the 10th? 15th? 25th?

Still a shit hitter. Not missed!

Everyone in this video is a fucking asshole. #PleaseHurricaneTakeFlorida

It’s not the guns I fear — it’s the inbreds who wave them around when irrationally angry.

Sounds like a solid investment until Google/Nest get their clompy hands on it and slowly kill it. I’ll stick my Time Capsule, which was made by a company Google can’t buy. Had it for 2 years now without a single issue.

I mean we all knew this was going to happen, right? Of course we did. The real future is services like PS Vue, which bundle the channels people really want for a less shitty price than cable charges for its bloated “basic” bundle.

No thanks.

No thanks.

Hello, turd in punchbowl. When did you learn to use a computer?

Hello, turd in punchbowl. When did you learn to use a computer?

Fuck off with this, TextExpander. Replacing you tonight. Subscription for what? The Dropbox Sync I’m using to sync snippets between two pieces of software I paid separately for? Fuck you. This is just greedy.

Or starve when someone just blows off their assignment like people in offices often do.