The light blue ‘73 1303S I bought while stationed in Germany had a throttle cable issue one time. Turns out if you relentlessly hammer the throttle through countless miles of rugged off road tank trails, storm around Germany like a mad man and burn up and down the Autobahn at full scream long enough the pedal can bend…

Or maybe the brake pedal is now the throttle and the clutch is now the brakes? That would nail it. This thing is more disturbing than a scary clown. Christine’s cousin maybe? Does it sneak out at night and eat people? This is like a Disney Theme Park of the WTF. Pure artwork. Who ever did this really busted out their…

What a shitty day to be a tree though.  Just standing there minding your own business.

Electric cars are for fags.  Haha.

Too early for Flaming Homo’s and Their Electric Cars jokes eh?  Haha.  I’ll leave now.

Pure 100% disco shit right here. Definitely the real thing, mine had the Executive Series = duals/digital/premium sound/leather and kicked major tail all over the place. These cars sincerely bring the fire, auto climate control quietly eases from ac to heat as you near the beach at night. Power windows are strangely…

Enter the digital dash:

Eh.  Nobody reads this crap and homo’s completely flame out like crazy over everything anyway so what’s the difference.  Yawn.  Make it a Great Day.

Look, I get that the semen gargler crowd needs cars and if an $80,000 appliance that might make it to the grocery store and back on a warm day with no hills and no traffic, turns their crank then big flippin’ yay for them. Ok?

Oh I am very open minded about these things.  I think all homo’s should have an EV and they should taste just like a chicken.

But can you imagine if Burt Reynolds had driven and EV?  They would have had to call it Smokey and the Homo.

I am not real sure what pejorative means but I think I feel slighted.  And why do you have to drag the Neanderthal’s into this, they were people too you know.

I get that everybody has gone totally homo for ev’s but these are not going to be placing 1st, 2nd and 3rd @ 24hr Le Mans anytime soon.

aka boat anchors that have had the shit kicked out of them.

Funny, all I see are cars that ride like ass and don’t have air.

I thought it was put both feet to the floor and slide the left one over.

My keyboard would explode.

I knew a Veterinarian that had one of these.  Total dirt bag too, never washed it or anything else.  Wasted brakes/tires - looked like it smelled which it most very likely did.  Interesting car but not my deal.  ND.

Loh-Ri’-Dahh:

Kirk Kerkorian had a thing for aviation as well.  Pretty nutty story.