Doing backflips on a snowmobile @ 55 years old.  What the fuck though, sounds more like suicide.  RIP.

These things are dope. The ultra-soft ride, the glow of the dash at night. That auto climate control fades in and out quietly doing its job.  People who know these cars are all NP.

Move to Venice and buy a boat you dreary , miserable bastard.

Something about cars with lots of headroom.  You’re welcome.

This is newsworthy in Florida like a streetlight is blinking.

It is a good landing if the doors still open.

Something about dumped a load.

You faggots really just can’t do anything cool, can you ...

Hagerty is working on a Jeep: Facebook

If you can get the homo’s you work with to approve it, maybe you could reach out to him about the other ones. Be sure and say reach out, they’ll think it is like reach around. They’ll like that.  You can thank me later.

Nooo shit.  This guy can barely spell his name or something.  Never discharged a weapon.

Plus, the deep, spiritual connection with the BMW service center. This car is so much more than just a punchy motor with a stick. More like dating a recently divorced stripper that drinks more than you do. Yes, she will dump a litre of red all over your $3000 couch. You chump.

jalopnik is soooooo homo.

Nobody cares you are gay.  I am sorry.

The will of what people?  Can you be more specific?

Please do not confuse the issue with these facts.

Generally there’s some pretty hot blow back if they default though. As in you have to go get the car and/or buy the loan back.

I love how all old Porsche’s and BMW’s come with some sort of possible blown motor caveat.  NP.

I am changing my name to Fuckanigger.

Didn’t Alfa win this contest?