I want a full size, commercial grade ICEE machine.  Not the shitty little one either.  The kick ass one, BIG.

See, I was thinking they could introduce the boat to Christianity and just watch it completely freak out and blow itself up.  Problem solved!

Jeeehezus these things are junk.  Get an old Mustang, put some really cool seats in it.

“He wants me to touch his little woodie!!!” See, there was a time I would have bought this purely to give the 9 strippers I put through college something to go goo-goo over the moon over but those days are gone forever as they say, over a long time ago. + 97 Nice Price’s.

Ordnance son.  The canal would be more like a bay, suitable for surfing.

I wonder if the other cargo ships could pull it out.  Like a gang of Jeeps.

Why not just bomb the fuck out of it? Great target practice + bigger canal. It’s a win/win!

Damn. I had been Knighted and/or Anointed the Official Designated Drunk Driver for one of these back when they were new and cooler than the 944.  Manual + Targa + Florida and discovering how beautifully these things sideways made for a very, very magical moment in time. Bummer about this one though, that rattle can…

Dunno man, 1995 was a long time ago and this thing has been on the road to nowhere for a while. Looks comfy though, probably fish some fatty’s out of the trailer park with it. Dr. Pirelli could cure those crusty tires, maybe call Cuomo’s Ebay Parts Finding Service for some fresh forks.  The enticement of romance in…

For sale sign in the window.  Lockheed Martin Lawyers Medical Laboratory Vertical IT Company Parking lot where you work or don’t.  You can thank me later.

I just want to buy it and put METHLAB on the license plate. NP.

Been starting to see those around here too, I think.  Frankly I am not entirely certain about half the time though.  Could be an Audi/NSX???

Edsel called, they want their grill back. Also, how long can you keep it before they call the cops? Maybe stash it in South Beach somewhere? Should be a nice little chick ‘gitter. Just sayin.

Shit man she is my age.  Run through life sideways with the tires on fire and get hit with THAT.  This is exactly where I start deeply despising the whole magical invisible man bullshit and start desperately hoping cancer crawls back up the ass of whatever flaming butt-fuck-christian-pedophile it crawled out of and…

This is like a rare strain of Herpes that many never knew existed.

Apparently Mrs. Clinton never sat in front of a pc either.

Sniffing around for a 370Z lately and the first 5 turned out had salvage title’s.  

Lotus came to the party with a smokin’ little 2 seater deal around this time too.  Side by side these were a luxury grand tourer.  I am sorry but 162+ is a lot of miles and the last time I checked, 12.9k is a hefty chunk of dough.

Yeah, people look at 3 headed cats too.  Can you put Abomination on the license plate?  Abmn8shn ?

Jeep Grand Nigger Bitch.  You know, so nobody gets offended.  Damn I should be charging a fee for this.