Don’t see many Tesla’s racing though.

No I get it.  You could get 1 wheel to spin a little in the rain if you dumped the clutch hard enough.

Cute but a Camaro will still smoke it.

Found one:

She hated him.  Get over it, buy a new one.

Make an offer on one that is already done.  XKR comes to mind.

Press vehicle.

We are still sorting that out.

Uhg.  I wonder what those mega-beef-cake tires weigh/cost.

Uh, no.  This is like a chilly dog that has been in the freezer since 1987.  Well preserved, sure but never was that great and certainly isn’t now.  Pipe.

Thanks.  Had to dig deep for that one.

I know the obvious gets redundant but this is GM’s fuck you to the fat chicks at shopping malls that have been effectively designing cars for the last 30 years.  Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you. Hhhahahaa.

It is a coup training video, this is how you do it.  Brilliant.

I had a mad-mad-mad crush on the ‘86 version of this car but this thing, eh. Much props to the survivor but the alarming dumb shittery is just too strong here.  Sadly must pipe.

Well said. Patina has become more and more synonymous with ‘Probably Submerged In a Pond For Many Years’ here lately.   People will gladly tell you soiled kitty litter is actually organic protein supplement and maybe in a certain sense it is but uh, I wouldn’t try it.

There is a name for this crap, it is called junk. Ok?

Didn’t know they did a turbo package on these.

Nobody pulls up next to this thing and thinks damn I could have had one of those.  Pipe.

It is fun shopping for convertible’s on California Craigslist.  Doesn’t know if the top goes up because, well you know, California.

Air in the tires.  Big line in the sand this is.  Big, big, big.