Surprised it will go that fast hauling giant 10,000 pound brass balls.

That snorkel really gives it the I Have Issue’s look.  You should put METHLAB on the license plate or something.

This dirt bag put 200k on his VW and finally had to change the windshield wipers or something. He does not know what maintenance costs are, ok? My advice? Go play some video games, keep your head up your ass where it belongs and maybe Biden will send you a brand new electric one.  Make it a Great Day.

Ooooh these were sexay’ when they first came out.  I assumed they did the 4 first to hit the insurance rating but who knows.  On an escapade baby.  NP.

My digital oh god no meter went 9999999999 on this one.  Pipe.

They still doing these?

Oh Jeehzus this thing would be THE extra sparkly unicorn business around here. I mean just guber hipster through the roof.  Maybe a set of retro wheels, old school party.  NP+

They look amphibious.  Like a little road going boat for retards.  Code named Nefarious Deformity internally, one could assume.  Water Bong Pipe.

This has sooo much King Dumbshittery all the way.  Wins.

2008 Audi S8/V10:

Interesting.  Pink Goose Poop is interesting too.  Pipe-O-Matic.

Nope. This is a European ‘64 Falcon. You don’t want one unless you are trying to make sure you don’t get laid.  Ever.

Normally I am too busy snorting coke and watching Miami Vice to bothered with this internet business but here is a hint:  The best car is an airplane.

Where is the gas tank?

Oddly enough there is no mention of tire condition in the ad. I like the “executive vehicle” / “corporate vehicle” part though. Yeah 20 years ago these were pretty saucy. Excellent Drunk Stripper Transport devices too (verified true and correct).

I cannot imagine who the buyer for this thing would be. If you tried to trade it in @ BMW Dealership they would look at you like had been sifting through their dumpster for cans.  Cool car, I like it too but given what it will cost to maintain it is damn near Park it Behind the Barn material.  This thing is past tense…

*Behind Walmart Photo’s it would seem.

Any word on how this retarded dirt bag came into owning these wtf crust buckets?  Were they the prizes for breeding 3 headed pit bulls?  Don’t even fly over this zip code.  Pipe.  Mega Crusty Pipe.

Ruh-Roh, sunroof + rurbo-rarger???  Think of all the coke you could jam into this thing.  NP/kick in a warranty.

Surprisingly reliable and there is just not much to those little motors.