You can spool that rev meter to heaven, silky smooth. Interior doesn’t feel cramped either. Seats recline, loads of room for beer these things were/are amazing.  NP.

Ooohh a tape deck too.  Good eye.  I wonder how shitty the crusty brakes are.

You could stack a fuck ton of Mexicans in this thing. Look at those beefy cleats, ac and cruise control. Damn.

There’s a buyer for everything but this little antique would need loads more pedigree to pee in the big dollar pool, really.  Pipe.

Hmm. The first full sized manual shift car I ever drove may have been a 1967 GTO. A little full speed test run down the highway as the car had sat for some time and needed to be ran or runned depending on where you are from. Cop in the passenger seat too, I was maybe 13.

Ahh a return to normalcy.  Won’t this be dazzling.

***Nanny parked it in the pool***

Seems a bit of a stretch to call it suspicious and/or even a fake bomb.  Maybe a meth kit of some sort would have been my first inclination.  This guy is probably going to wish he hadn’t wandered out of the trailer park here at some point.

Keep trying.  Remember, repetition is the Mother of all skill.

Probably the cleanest flood car on the net.  Submerged in a pond or something, that is why they had to stick all new shit in it.

No I get it and I am not here to push my morals off on anybody but it seemed prudent to point out to the young OP that most dope dealers are sincerely not what you would invite over for dinner.

That is a matter of opinion.

Might try sticking a giant NRA sticker on the back of one of these little fake Indian Jeeps and driving it around.  

Crazy cool car though.  Dig those big fiction miles, I wonder what the back story is here.  Inclined to error on the side of pipe although a full scream test drive might change my mind.

So how come you aren’t out there on the Team Jalop Rusty Jeep or something?

Yeah, same here.

Damn I am glad I did not go to Dakar to watch this thing.  This no where near Dakar, you cannot even see this thing from Dakar.

A few.  It is has been my experience they were too shitty to get promoted to coke.

There are 2 kinds of dope dealers in this world: The kind with forklifts and the kind without. Not sure who I am paraphrasing there but it seemed appropriate. That being being said, I have never met a bulk weed dealer that wasn’t a total dirt bag.  Just sayin’.

Have you been huffing paint? This thing looks like it was left at an airport in Dubai and/or recently retrieved from a submerged shipping container.  Nobody will get this thing, the police might be curious but everybody else not so much.  Pipe.