Jeeeheeeezus fuck those fuck wheels.  That is all.

Big yay for the the big Merc.

Get any Mustang Convertible and go to the beach. Trust me on this one. If it does not fit in the Mustang, you don’t need it.

Everything doesn’t really need to be so complicated:

Press Car maybe?

I thought these were stereo 4 cylinders.

Maybe perk that thing up a little bit?

Aside from the Sultan of Sudan, who is the buyer on one of these ???

Because I am the Great Giver of Many Fucks I’ll say 140 mph is tops for public roads, really. Unless you have your pants pulled down and have been drinking for days then maybe an exception. But just as a general guideline, keeping it under 140 mph is prudent. Make it a Great Day.

Fuck these things.  

Say what you want, these are dope shit.

I wonder if they drove it there.

That Mobil 1 deal is tragic. Not sure I can even guzzle enough gin to make this entertaining, maybe they could haul in a few strippers or something?

Probably the nicest flood car that dealer has, maybe even creamed by only 1 train.  No doubt he is very happy with how the new paint/headlights turned out.  I like it @ 5k.  Pipe.

Somebody should do an article on how many pins and shit these guys have in their wrists and everything else.

Weren’t those the shit. I’d still like to have one.

Right.  AVGas will enhance your spiritual clarity too.

But what is ado, exactly?  And how do we get more of it?  No Dice on this one, these dreary little cars make my soul hurt.  Yuk.

So all the goop-gobbling Dems are going to stay home sniffing their sisters panties as usual?

*golf clap ..