In the Soap or Dope contest I am going with Soap on this one.  That roof rack screams “Daddy touched me in bad places” and those fuck rims reek of “I don’t have the balls to be a real dope dealer but I like to look like one”.  This one is for the kids that ate the paste.  Pipe.

In a Dope or Soap contest, I’d call this dope.  

Actually it was a platoon of off duty Navy Seal’s there making sure they did not get followed home by aliens.  Ever had a problem with a 3 headed alien?  It is not pretty.  Also, did you know E.T. may have been related to a Jedi?  Oh it is possible.  It is definitely, definitely possible.  Make it a Great Day.

Voted pipe and it worked fine.  This one needs Gold Plated Pipe award though.

Must be going for the dirt bag to dirt bag market because you can get these in goohoobur mint condition from real Porsche enthusiasts like crazy. Who knows, maybe he is too gazzillianaire to care but I’d mark this trash can off my list.  CP.

The secret to Jaguar’s is to run the shit out of them.  Stay in the top of the tach so hard you don’t care that the brake/tail lights do not work right, the AC is glitched and the stereo may or may not turn on.  Just floor it.  NP.

Disco shit right here, described as AMC’s magnum opus of sorts:

Looks Englandy with that euro front license plate frame but it is left hand drive on the right side of the road ... this was back before you had to give bitches coke.  How charming that must have been.

Boat hitch on the front and a CB radio, are you kidding me.

These cars were blurry fast with a CB Antenna.

+1

People who don’t like motorcycle racing are all evil, evil desperately horrid souls.  Just sayin’.

This may be the longest thread in Jalopnik history. I’ll vote for the RX-7. Or maybe a 928. Or, actually a Riviera would be kind of cool.

Those rims are a bitch to clean but other than that, just drive it wide open until most most of that shit blows off. Have you ever tried calling this Sultan fellow?

Cool car but just to be clear:  Any service bill on this thing will look like some sort of Pentagon Accounting Error.

I am going with NP because cowl shake makes everything better.

Ford needs to give this guy a job.

Just breathe everybody, we can get through this.  11g’s/32k:

This is more like Richard Pryor Freebase Pipe old school all the way mega-pipe.

First Pipe Grand Slam we have had around here in a while.  Good job.