Still not as sexy/awesome as whatever Billy Dee Williams was up to that night, I’m certain.

I’ll call, and raise you one Happy Birthday Dethday.

Had the same thought, it was gross and I'm glad someone else said it first.

“if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Neccothelioma ...”

i find these terms to be acceptable.

He’ll serve 6 months and then get the rest of his sentence commuted on account of death.  Typical.  

That’s a shame. I was planning on buying up the remainder to use as a cheap asbestos replacement to keep my house warm. 

Exactly. Nobody enjoys those hearts. They just buy them around valentines day out of a feeling of obligation. Same with candy corn.

Necco is not going to come back, New Englanders are too busy with oxycontin for their chalky snacks.

not shown, these guys later wheezed the juice.

If by white collar career, you mean stacking shirts at JC Penney’s, then maybe.

Now we’re cookin’ with gas!

Gritty is the love child of Trump and the Babadook.

Beat me to it.

Any annoyance that GQ has basically stolen random roles?

YouTube Blue is still going, but it’s mainly naughty vaudeville acts and stag films.

IT HAS GOOGLY EYES!!!!!!!

Apple is going all-in on the underserved Utah market. 

Glad to see Justin Turner found work for the off-season

a bunch of children on hand at the Please Touch Museum