Star Wars and A Christmas Story. It’s not even close.

Took one look at the photo and thought “dayum...Jimmy Kimmel is looking pretty good these days”.

He may be a shitbird with bad hair...but he’s OUR shitbird with bad hair.

So...because 7.5 percent of the population is “unbanked”, companies shouldn’t be allowed to take advantage of technology and in some respects, make things easier and better for 92.5% of the population?

I was thinking “All That Money Wants”!

Oh my, this looks so good. I can overlook Lena Dunham being in the cast. Hopefully. That’s a big assumption but everything about this looks rad.

I came here for this.

I’m an artist myself. And you’d have to be blissfully ignorant to not know about Bryan Singer. I’m not blaming Malek, he can make his own choices but to say you weren’t aware of Singer and the accusations, I find that very, very difficult to believe.

Those Singer accusations have been out for a LOOONG time. I think they were swept under the rug for many of those years, but it’s been known. If (and I do mean if) Malek didn’t know, he should fire his publicist/manager. Any publicist worth their salt would know and why wouldn’t they tell their client? Sounds fishy.

You are being naive.

He would LOVE that.

...thought he was Placido Domingo....

He lives in a van, down by the river!

So what you’re saying is...you don’t know what I’m saying.

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Cardi B’s got a couple of hellholes. If you know what I’m saying.

This...is not a good looking car.

Crashing is really, really good. I’m planning on cutting the cord soon and this show and GoT is the only reason I haven’t gotten rid of HBO yet.

Can we establish here and forever more that tomatoes are not fruit?

These jokes are grape!