Whatever it was I just hope that right before it happened he screamed “No not the FACE!”

Somebody get the Coen brothers on the line and get them writing Goodman a part. He can bring Laurie Metcalf along with him.

But can he wait for his shot?

Damn dude, how long have you been holding on to that one

My wife once took a foul ball to the face in an unfortunate co-showering incident.

“This summer, the Pooh hits the fan!”

Now I feel warm and content inside instead of cold and cynical.

Let my puppets come!

i love seeing you all be so upset over not understanding a movie. It’s delightful.

It might not be strictly fear; as a religious leader, Tim has a lifelong instinct to protect people’s secrets (which are usually along the lines of minor personal failings, not being Russian spies, but still). Plus, even if he might tell them the right things eventually, it would be entirely plausible for him to…

Don’t worry, you can continue watching the adventures of Philip and Elizabeth on Netflix’s The Crown

What’s not? Taking place in..... fuck. That screen name just made me lose my train of thought.

pure rage probably

Henry is a native-born American citizen, which was not the case for the real life Illegals’ children.

That’s why I think it’ll be Phillip who dies- Elizabeth making it through and losing Phillip, being forced to live somewhere that’s not Russia and being cut off by the Center and thus her life’s mission is the more tragic ending for her. Phillip would be perfectly happy settling down somewhere that’s safe and taking…

your dad.... has another wife in Moscow who he neglects.

Henry’s gonna get all his tuition money from the blockbuster, tell-all book he’s going to write.

I inhaled for her. I practically chain-smoked through this entire episode.

0.5. Elizabeth gets torn nearly in half by gunfire, then is Robocopped together with Mail Robot, creating an unstoppable killing machine that saves the rest of her family.

Pastor Tim is a magnificent credit to the minds behind The Americans in that he is, by any really objective measure, the most decent human being on the show, yet the show is able to perfectly put you in Philip and Elizabeth’s (and today, Stan’s) mindset where he is some sort of detestable malignancy.