Yeah, it’s not purely down to generation. Yi is just slightly older than I am, and there are two things I would never do:
Yeah, it’s not purely down to generation. Yi is just slightly older than I am, and there are two things I would never do:
i thought you were going to say “i just took my dog in this morning to see this movie” & was ready for some amusing hijinx.
Parents: Don’t let your kids watch the Westminster dog show...show them Best in Show instead because it’s goddamn hilarious.
Without it, the rest of the movie doesn’t make sense.
It only took Incognito TWO DAYS to become Florida Man . . .
That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.
You’re incorrect and out of touch.
I now choose to live life as a non-sexual, wet-lipped kiss giving, Jewish grandpa.
He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.
“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager
The Aristocrats!
If there were any smart people left in the world of advertising, Rich Hill would definitely, and immediately, be named the new spokesperson for Frontier Airlines.
Serious question: is this the first time in Deadspin history with back-to-back blogs about dudes peeing on themselves? I want to say no . . .
She’s not even “not that bad”, she’s perfectly fine as an actress, and hopefully this movie will display that. Everything I’ve seen looks pretty good from her acting standpoint. There’s only so much you can expect in a film like Genesys where the script and directing are both subpar. And her offscreen personality is…
I am Griot.
She can’t impersonate a wookiee? And here I was thinking of asking her out for drinks some evening. Forget that, talked about dodging a bullet!
I’m more surprised that Andy Gill made the transition from post-punk guitar wizard to stunt coordinator.
Goddamn kids. Not that kind of rally!
I bet we won’t!
Yes. Phillip specifically said she had a cyanide capsule around her neck.