Still, I think the Dodgers still have a chance to win the pennant. Or are those chances just a ligament of my imagination?

Gail admitting her past (and probably current) love for coke just makes so much sense for her.

I found it hard to believe that Mike, a scientist, wouldn’t think that maybe the heat source was underground.

As someone pointed out in another thread, one of the Bernards in that screenshot has the scar, too. And another has a bigger dent in his head.

Even if he can’t play his history of traveling around the world, drinking and raping, should serve him well is he decides to become an actual pirate.

DON’T DATE ROBOTS

But then, back in the day, America loved Paul Lynde. Weird how that works.

Good thing that hyphen was in the right place.

I would also like to take this opportunity to announce that I’m sapiosexual. Because, like, I think the mind is the most beautiful part of the body.

Personal triumphs against totalitarian dictatorships - be they fascist regimes in Italy and Germany or Communist regimes in North Korea, Russia, China, and Cambodia - are generally very illusory. HT is not very “crowd-pleasing,” otherwise we would be in the thick of some sort of Michael Bay-esque conspiracy to…

Did they have a competitive benefits package?

True story: I almost worked for this cult.

a joint practice would’ve lined up nicely with 4/20

The terrible part is the league has an 83 run mercy rule.

I saw it when I wrote it, but ain’t nothing to do about it...

Jaws - You’re gonna need a bigger boat

The Big Lebowski
Ghostbusters
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Spaceballs

Ocean’s 11, Ocean’s 13, National Lampoon’s Vegas Vacation and The Hangover.

Different Boston Damon...