He’ll always have that picture though. That’s amazing.

“I guess that was the short program,” Tessa said, watching the smoke rise from the end of her cigarette.

It was available for free, on NBC, Monday night.

I already have it preordered

And she has to ride his face, multiple times a day.

I ran up a flight of stairs this morning. I don’t need to be told why they collapse and barf.

I’m pretty sure he went through the entire therapy process like this:

after the inaccurately described incident with my female co-worker, who was a live-in girlfriend

I always smell milk before I use it. You only have to take one bite of cereal with bad milk to learn that lesson

To the dealership because it’s a lemon.

You can say she’s hot. We’re all thinking it.

I second that. Legion was fantastic and I was instantly hooked.

Wow, strong opinion at the end there, calling the conclusion that this very site gave a B+ “disappointing.”

I think she was going for this feel (also from an all-star game in LA) but because she’s not Marvin f’ing Gaye it didn’t work. They should have just played this on the jumbo-tron. Unique as shit, powerful and sexy cause he couldn’t help it.

Well, there are two separate problems, in my opinion: First, all the ‘bad singing’ stuff the vocal coach is mentioning. Second, the issue of taste: The National Anthem is not supposed to be sung as a seductive torch song, where the singer eye-fucks the audience. This came about as the result of Fergie being a trashy…

I wanted a full breast but only got the nipple — Trump, at KFC, when he gets popcorn chicken by mistake.

This is what you get when you crap on people for lip syncing.

Hot take: It wasn’t THAT bad.

Don’t pet the sweaty things.

If only they had obeyed the sticker on the first vehicle to try the shortcut.