Oh, thank God.

Whatever happened to “Sticks and stones can break my bones, but names will never hurt me”?

Thank you. My thoughts exactly. Disgusting.

Journalists do important work. But anyone hounding a child (because teenagers are still children) after such a traumatic experience for comment or an interview or image permissions is a piece of shit. Anyone doing this while the event is actively continuing needs to take a real look at their life and wonder how they…

Internet bullying was just getting started when I graduated high school in 2000, but from what I see my 14 year old niece going through right now it isn’t always an anonymous person. When it’s a kid being bullied it’s usually other shitty kids at school that now have an outlet and a potentially worldwide audience.

I assume that if either man had done anything wrong to her we would be referring to them in the past tense.

Any “bad sex” list without the Showgirls pool scene is dead to me.

Mr. Charles’ show was called “Jokesters in Vehicles Acquiring Java”. Totally different show.

Oh, you’re that guy...

Dammit I read that at the midpoint of the third run and turned the TV off because I was so discouraged. Stupid NPR....

This is why Al Gore invented the internet.

On the contrary. Neither Dallas nor Braden is a name.

Won’t go that far, but it was the best thing I’ve seen on TV since Community.

I think it’s the opposite, they are fully aware of having a national audience but just don’t see anything creepy about sexualizing a 17 year old Olympic athlete on air.

If you want people to stop bugging you about doing something, admitting that it’s possible that you might do it is probably the wrong approach.

He’s a big soccer fan.

I have zero clue as to his qualifications (and thank you for enlightening us), but you can’t tell me that photo isn’t of a Fred Armisen character.

The only way I want to see Ginger Spice draped in a Union Jack is if she dies in battle.

I worked at a sheriff’s office one summer in college, and you’d be surprised at how many people get arrested for being a heroine.

“In 2003, he finished second in Cy Young voting.”