I know someone who by all accounts is a normal person and yet she confided in me that she had been abducted by aliens and probed with needles on a spaceship. And every time I see this person now, I can’t hear anything they’re saying because all I can see in my head is her on some metal spacey gurney being probed by…

It’s easy to do magic like that WHEN YOU’VE OBVIOUSLY SOLD YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVILLLLLLL!

Disney After Dark

I’m not a professional athlete and have never torn an ACL or MCL. I’ve had my meniscus repaired on both of my knees (2 separate surgeries) and the rehab just for that, which is probably 5% of what an ACL injury is...was tough. I think we expect these guys to be superheroes but the human body is complicated.

so what you’re saying is...you likea Laika.

Movie.

The best part of this story is the bbq sauce. San Francisco homeless people must be pretty fancy schmancy if they’ve got enough bbq sauce to pour on robots. And yet, I don’t blame them.

“athletic”

Costco has amazing pizza and I won’t listen to anyone who tells me I’m wrong.

If money is all that Harper cares for, then I can see the Giants in the running. But they’re a dumpster fire right now and years away from competing. The Padres look like a more attractive team then the Giants at this point.

The funny thing is....I prefer to vote in person the day of voting. I’m old. But at my polling place today, I waited maybe 2 minutes in line and that was because the person who was looking up my name doesn’t understand how to look things up alphabetically. And yet, a couple of days ago, I watched people standing in…

I like the actual act of doing it. (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID) I think if you make some things too easy, it takes away the specialness of it.

WAITING IN LINE? WHO WAITS IN LINE? BUNCH OF GRANDMAS AND GRANDPAS!

That 4th quarter was not fun to watch but...but...this is a weird mixture of young guys, veterans/veteran weirdos and the “best” player in the world trying to come together and become a team. There will be more games like this but you learn from these types of games. It’s good that they won, last season they would’ve…

Why would that stop you?

Scott Evil

Your use of the word “man” is so obviously sexist and genderist....you can’t possibly call yourself a liberal...

Ferociously?

I work for a pro sports team...people spread their relatives ashes on the fields all of the time (firework shows etc.). I get the attraction of doing so but it’s kind of creepy and it kills the grass.

Whatever works for you, man. You be you. Me, I’m not wearing Dodger gear to ATT. Your mileage may differ.