I just noticed that the length of the clip is 21:12. Nice.

That’s how MSNBC works...

Gilbert Gottfried must be pure evil then.

I read it in a James Earl Jones voice but that’s because I was confused.

That was a weird one to lead off with...but the rest of it is bad enough. I wouldn’t say that to a woman I didn’t know but that’s not terrible terrible (the ripe comment, not the rest of it!).

Or should I say AUGH-SOME!

Good grief, this is awesome.

I just took my dog in this morning to get neutered. No joke.

You can agree with a right wing religious organization and not be in agreement with everything that that right wing religious organization stands for. You can be two things.

Moooooon Rivvvvvvver....

Counterpoint...I hang out with white people all the time. And I NEVER hear anything remotely racist unless that person is over the age of 70.

Abraham Clinkscales! That’s the kid who killed it on the Fubu episode of Atlanta as Al. You see a name like “Clinkscales” and it sticks in your memory.

So hot.

Every time I need to pee on a plane, that stupid red occupied light is on so I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt that he was trying to pee into the barf bag.

Zach Woods on the day he forgot to wear his contacts.

Chvrches album out this Friday, May 25.

Right there with you. And the fact that they had to blur her ass crack about every time she turned around made it even better. For me. I have issues.

I thought she was going to use the pillow. But that wouldn’t have been as dramatic.

I mean, they kind of are!

Yes...I’m just really hoping he’s adopted by Stan.