Why just this afternoon, I ordered my Rueben sandwich with extra NATO dressing!

Speaking of fries, in Quebec, they are changing the name of the classic gravy/fries/cheesecurds dish from “poutine” to “la frite fromage sauce” because in French Putin is spelled and pronounced the same way as “Poutine”.

Me: “I wish Star Wars would explore new characters and locations and expand its universe more”

The pro-traffic vote is surprisingly robust.

What is something people don’t usually say after watching a Tim Allen movie, Alex?

I still maintain that Shaloub’s delivery of that line is, arguably, one of the best delivered comedy lines in movie history.

Exactly. I’m Black, and I know who he is and I know what show he’s on because I have Black people around me who talk about it and share information on it, even though I don’t watch it because I don’t have Starz lol. MAGA douchebags don’t have a Black circle of friends dissecting Power in group chats. lol

Rock’s movie role choices relative to his standup material are real head-scratchers.  I guess he makes the majority of his earnings in Sandler and Kevin James pics (plus Madagascar) so he can fuck around with whatever really interests him in the off-season.

Given that The Winter Soldier is frequently named by many as being the best MCU film (and this is the correct take), you are far from alone.

Shhh.  Don’t interrupt the narrative...

“That feels especially true at a moment when the very notion of a conventional relationship is kind of outdated”

Given what the film’s about, I’m surprised it didn’t get a D.

Remember Angel Heart? Rourke was in that one. Lisa Bonet FTW!!!

I regret nothing. 

I at least know the basic beats of what this movie is about, unlike say Turning Red.

Original face Rourke? Hell, yes!

cannot believe lil rel howery is also in this. give this man the nobel prize for time management.

Might all depend on how horny the reviewer is feeling when they review it.

Ana De Armas is more than sexy enough to compensate for any issues you have with Affleck, surely.