Kudos to Air New Zealand for making it easier to join the mile high club. 

Now I kind of want to see Bezos just pop up one day with head to toe tattoos.

“HEY! UNLESS YOUR MY UNCLE, NO TOUCHING.”

I still reckon it was timing that did it in. Not only was it pretty soon after the previous Star Wars release; it was competing with Infinity War, Deadpool 2 and Aquaman too.

“We don’t need explanations for X” is a distraction from the real issue: all of the live-action Star Wars content from the Disney era has been some level of narratively incompetent. The only unifying factor among all of them is Kathleen Kennedy. I can’t say for sure she’s to blame, but it’s hard to think of any other…

I’m still surprised Solo didn’t do better than that. It’s not a bad movie by any stretch, but probably works better if you just think of it as a heist film rather than origin story. Also pretty dumb that everything we know about Han Solo originated from his very first adventure.

Those aren’t pants, those are culottes.

Counterpoint: way too many stairs.

Piss off doomer. Go cry in a corner quietly if you want to give up. 

“Let them keep their weapons; they aren’t here to harm me.”

Since it tangentially mentioned a car, it’s already on Jalopnik!

Not so fast! We have survived this and now we’ll go after the problem people including pig-face Trump. And, when we vote, we win and things will change. 

I think this is one of his scripts. 

How many scripts do you think Oliver Stone has written, scrapped, rewritten, and scrapped again during these hearings?

Trump at one point attempted to hijack his own limo and steer it towards the ongoing riot.

Stopped reading after “prominent musician.”

The Dixie Chicks could not be reached for comment.

Polanski.

perhaps Billie Joel is his witness protection name