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Now I kind of want to see Bezos just pop up one day with head to toe tattoos.

“HEY! UNLESS YOUR MY UNCLE, NO TOUCHING.”

I still reckon it was timing that did it in. Not only was it pretty soon after the previous Star Wars release; it was competing with Infinity War, Deadpool 2 and Aquaman too.

“We don’t need explanations for X” is a distraction from the real issue: all of the live-action Star Wars content from the Disney era has been some level of narratively incompetent. The only unifying factor among all of them is Kathleen Kennedy. I can’t say for sure she’s to blame, but it’s hard to think of any other

I’m still surprised Solo didn’t do better than that. It’s not a bad movie by any stretch, but probably works better if you just think of it as a heist film rather than origin story. Also pretty dumb that everything we know about Han Solo originated from his very first adventure.

Those aren’t pants, those are culottes.

“I don’t regret this decision. But I both rue and lament it”

Now playing

The first mistake was not replacing Hunnam with

Ya wanna fight over it?

Stopped reading after “prominent musician.”

The Dixie Chicks could not be reached for comment.

Polanski.

Armatage Shanks!

Oddly enough it’s the name of my Neil Diamond/Op Ivy cover band.

Sing us a song, you're the Dookie Man

perhaps Billie Joel is his witness protection name

Win it reins, it poors.

He’s going to the UK to escape the stupid in politics?

Who ever knew it would be this much fun to watch young people grow up and realize that the world isn’t their friend.