COVID can’t be transmitted from eating food anyway. With the addition of individualized serving utensils I’d feel just fine about buffets.

It never made sense to me. People still paused to look for things and though it was an attempt at some kind of order, it forced people to do too much ‘math’ to figure out how to shop. There were no fewer people in the aisle than before. I think a lot of people hate circling around parking lots so much they won’t…

I guess my tastes run simpler, as I’m old enough to remember *really* crappy SFX

“The days of the salad bar and hot bars are over”

I’m not typically looking at the floor- I’m looking at the aisle signs, which are up high- so I was hard to train when the one-way aisles first appeared. Then apparently no one was following them and my local grocery store just gave up on the idea after a few months.

Get rid of salad bars/hot bars? That’s an insane opinion.

I think this every time I see Zelensky speak—isn’t it a shame that it took Putin’s act of cowardly, vicious, needless aggression to elicit all this goodness and bravery and fearlessness.

Whoever that woman is, she’s got guts. That is one of the bravest things I’ve ever seen.

Eh, that’s probably for the best...he’s not half the man he used to be.

That’s an incredibly courageous decision. Just amazing.

She just doesn't want to run the risk of being selected and having to go to Cleveland.

Yeah, I’m not sure the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame has earned Dolly Parton.

So...

It’s like Paul F. Tompkins’ story about meeting Tom Cruise, because he tried to be casual and it totally didn’t work because he’s Tom Cruise.

- Hi. I’m Tom.
- Who’s Tom? Is he standing next to the most famous man in the world?

Id argue white-collar money scams do more harm than violent mugging and therefore, yes, those people really do belong in jail.

He’s functionally become the modern-day answer to John Williams

Sadly I think my attending will be hypothetical at best. All that could change, however, if they ever start selling that lightsaber with the retractable blade. Then all bets are off.

On the other hand imagine how much better the world would be if no corporations donated to any political parties.

Counterpoint: Let people enjoy things.

If the AV Club from a few years ago wasn’t doing weekly reviews of it, it would have been a tragedy.