Aubry's analogies are my favorite thing.

Actually, this was filmed during Worlds Apart, so the editors are probably reacting to the bullying in that season, if anything.

It's like after Wiglesworth, they were desperate for another savvy Kelly, so they kept casting them for 30 more seasons until Wentworth proved them right.

So that's where Anna got her hatred of immunity from.

What was there to do? Cydney wasn't going to risk rocks on a tie when she's trying to keep her options open.

Oh right. I've seen a couple episodes of 2 Broke Girls.

Where do we go to petition CBS to drop all their shitty sitcoms for a buddy comedy starring Tai and Yau Man?

I like a lot of these more than the actual critic choices. Good job, Internet!

What a compelling our of television we watched.

Is this the AV Club or the Onion? Why can't they leave well enough alone?

Telepathy is a thing now?

It's amusing how Abi foiled Joe's idol hunt and then came this close to foiling his immunity.

*eyeroll*

With a beautiful model.

Tribal Council will now be called "Castaways: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out!"

Flippers? That would be dishonest!

No, "Panderosa" is going to be when Joe shows up and it's just a Playboy photoshoot for 7 minutes.

Marissa Mayer?

Feel free to bring a CBS production crew to my office any day.

So we found the WM-DD's?