Count me as an "all" then.

Depending on the flavor, you might only pay for it after you've enjoyed it.

I'm so mad I missed that line. Was too distracted by the possible Woo Fall™.

Don't forget to buy a Bag of Tricks for the little ones! Comes with a toy medallion in every meal.

Given his edit, easily.

Guaranteeing a spot in the finale =/= guarantees Final Three/Two.

If he does win the million, I'm expecting a series of Spy Shack fast food joints to pop up in the Northeast.

Disappointing result, but that was a very entertaining Tribal, from the back-and-forth, to the unpredictability, to Eliza—er, Sarah—and the crazy votes (Spencer's comment, Geremiah, Wooooooooo).

If nothing else, I kind of want him to guest star on Brooklyn Nine-Nine next season.

The last episode of Survivor to get an A here was "Bum-Puzzled", aka "Colton is racist". Extrapolate from that as you wish.

Where are your gods now, LJ pickers?

Too soon.

Well he did have a Spa Shack at the reward this week…

"And the winner of Survivor: Caramoan is…Madea!"

Does that mean we have to start calling him Wii now?

This is starting to rival Philippines for best post-HvV season. Just the sheer number of competing sub-factions and splinters between those make it unpredictable. Not to mention the editors are catching on and the fact that Tony had 20-plus minutes of confessionals did NOT mean he was out.

Clearly Sonic/Woo doesn't need any of Kass' Chaos Emeralds. But I really hope he's OK next week…

Can't wait to see the rankings from Judge tonight.

Ah, but not if we follow Survivor trends and vote off the oldest on the tribe first…

Just a few years older than you guys. Podcast feature idea! Old vs Young Survivor fan challenge.