Even more so than the fact that mah man Jay Christ is getting a beejer?

I’m kind of intrigued by the woman who insisted her Jim Morrison shirt stays on.

One pieces in general are way too can-flattening for me, to be honest!!! I end up looking like a 5 year old at a swim meet

I hate both, which is why I am all about tankinis.

dude, I am legit a petite person (I’m 5'1") and one pieces always feel like they are trying to slice me in half via my butt. Like, how do average or tall people ever wear these things?

Great. Now my kid is having a seizure.

They’d probably allow the abortion and then imprison her for murder. Two birds, one stone.

Stockton has been voted most miserable place to live for years in a row. It also led the country in foreclosures after the bubble burst.

I think the desert is really is part of the explanation. That and the much denser population. High heat and more people always make human behavior worse, as a rule. It’s the Disneyworld principle.

I had a pretty energetic debate with my husband the other day over which mountain folk were scarier: Appalachian or Rocky. We live in the Appalachian region so we’re more experienced with the eastern flavor.

I teach a human sexuality class with ~400 students per semester. I do a survey on how many men/women have seen a penis and scrotum IRL (not porn or movies, etc.), then do the same question about a vulva. More men AND women have seen the male genitalia in real life than the vulva. This includes vulva-having women, as…

When I first hit publish, I had put “pendant” instead of “pedant.” I corrected it immediately, but it wasn’t showing up right away. Those were a tense 3 minutes as I waited for the edit to show up and hoped that no pedants would show up to call me out for using the wrong word for pedant.

Featherstonehaugh.

I used to take a greyhound bus across colorado by myself when I was 6. No big deal.

Isn't being a high priced escort kind of a step up from being the 3rd trophy wife of sentient Cheeto-fart cloud, Donald Trump?

Maltese. MAYBE mixed with poodle, but that's only if you believe Beyonce would have a mutt.

When I was 10 I traded my 6yr-old sister all my nickels straight up for all her dimes because nickels were bigger and therefore had to be worth more, right?

I’ve started bringing my pj’s downstairs with me IN THE MORNING so I don't have to go upstairs twice.

I once completely made up a book for a book report about people who survived the Holocaust. The teacher was so interested in the stories that she asked me for a few more so I made some up on the spot in front of the class.

You Muenster!