Several years ago, my husband and I went fishing on a remote river in northern Wisconsin. No one was parked on the lots by the road, and it was the middle of the week, so we were pretty much alone. My husband decided that it was time for naked fishing (which is kind of a risky behavior IMHO, especially when it comes…

I wish I could somehow get a message to 16-year-old tehr00k and let her know that, in exactly ten years, she would finally get to see her beloved Orly naked.

I paddleboard on both lakes and rivers (going down whitewater on a SUP is so much fun!) and I’d do it naked if there weren’t laws about clothes. I mean, not naked on the river, because scratches and whatnot, but certainly on a lake. Why? Because it’s fun to be naked sometimes. Because you’re in the middle of nature;…

Celebrities! They hate doing laundry, too!

Haha! I thought the same thing. Word nerds unite 🌟

/puts on pedant hat

This. Where’s the Sansa love? She has some of Littlefinger’s cunning without his sociopathic tendencies and she’s an intelligent survivor. Sansa or Dany FTW.

“You’re so much better than that, GOP. I just don’t get it.”

Tim Kaine isn’t mad at the Republican party, he’s just disappointed.

Moulin Rouge is a terrible, terrible movie. Awful. I hate it.

I thought it would have been comedy of Kaufman proportions if she’d have come out and given Melania’s speech.

There were a few times when you could see her take a breath to compose herself - she’s a magnificent speaker and you could really see the gravity of her mission and now passionately she believes in it.

Michelle Obama just keeps getting better and better. At everything.

I’ve always said if I’m innocent, I’ll ask for a bench trial; if I’m guilty I might roll the dice on those peers.

Am I the only weirdo who actually wants to serve on a jury? I’ve been summoned twice (once at 18 and again at 26) but never was chosen to serve. The last case I was a potential juror for was a murder case too.

They can be sexually active but they have to lie about it.

Twightlight Sparkle is an Alicorn. I regret that I know more about My Little Pony than I do about the Kardashians or Taylor Swift.

So Michelle Obama went into the future to plagiarize a talking horse? I mean, she seems very capable so I wouldn’t say it’s beyond her abilities, but it doesn’t sound like the FLOTUS I know.

My sister loves this dessicated bag of barbecue chip flavoring. LOVES HIM. She thinks he’s gonna save the world from the secret Muslim that also might be the anti-Christ. I’ve tried to point out that Obama hasn’t named himself Lord and Unquestionable Master of anything, and that according the precious Bible, the…

I think mixing up different cultures is something they learn in racistgarten.