Theater.

What would happen if...all the reporters made a deal with each other and said, if I ask a question, and Feckless Cunt doesn’t answer and calls on the next reporter, each reporter just keep asking the same question.

Come on! This is such a needlessly snarky article. Fallon may be an anodyne fella, but he’s insanely talented and it’s disingenuous to pretend otherwise. Also, if you think that our world isn’t in need of a little lightheartedness and gentleness then I don’t know what to tell you. Please don’t be negative just to be…

Yes your dad has been absolutely wonderful save for the starfish-sleep thing.

No. Blue glass on the other hand...

So this guy has borderline personality disorder, right?

Sometimes looking at Karamo is like looking at the sun.

Good to know? I’m lucky enough to have grandparents picking up the slack in teams until 3 months when she’ll start. But there’s a whole lot of women in this country that don’t have that. Which is why non-certified daycares exist.

Fancy dog though he may be, Tom Brady has such a disturbing, aggressively vacuous vibe about him that I can’t watch him speak for more than a minute or so.

What kind of wine should we get for mommy?

But also her chances of developing super powers.

Don’t bone shame, it’s not cool.

Excellent. I would ask that every Evangelical voter not get a flu shot. I would also ask that they go spread the good word in local ER’s. Visit the homes of the older members of your congregations. Stop washing your hands! Soap is the devil’s lubricant. Only Jesus cleans! Glory!

She’s a misogynist who hates women.

That’s pretty much what they said about Roseanne and, yet, here we are.

Grabbed her by the pursey.

why are you here

oh my Lort, it’s spreading.

that’s history’s greatest monster right there.

Taking a knee during a song before a meaningless game is literally the least offensive, least intrusive and least disrupting demonstration of civil disobedience possible.