This is meta as fuck. Also, her faux “graciousness” toward you is my new spirit animal.

And here I thought he was sexy because he was tall, good looking and ripped.

The denial runs so deep though. People are actually destroying coffee machines in the name of preserving their comfortable ignorance. We’re beyond the pale.

Did she just say: I was an escort for twenty years, or was that my imagination?

I’m aware, just wasn’t aware we were idiots for not controlling the weather. Good luck with your tax cuts.

Read the article.

Jordan Peele is the guy from the football name skits. Those are funny. Therefore, Get Out is a comedy. It really is that simple, folks.

McNuggets are delicious, dude.

He’s the real life version of the Guy In Your MFA Twitter feed.

“It would be a tragedy if I didn’t have children,”- Stamos

ITS NOT EVEN A LARGE NUMBER THOUGH!!! **cries**

I was ‘ride or die’ Chipotle until I discovered a local restaurant at the same price point that hand-makes their tortillas & has 12 salsas in their salsa bar. Chipotle is dead to me now. (If you’re in the Twin Cities, please go to Maya Cuisine. It’s magical!)

I am increasingly convinced that at this rate your Wardrobe Wall is going to achieve sentience and go Skynet on all of us.

LA, New Orlenans, New York, Montreal, Charleston.

Why is everyone roasting the AV Club for this? It is the right thing to do and even if they are not the Times or The Post, it still matters.

It taught me lots of stuff, like not eating everything that smells good, because sometimes it’s a candle.

What the fuck are you talking about?

You should hear what he says about you!

Honestly I think the whole claim is silly. I’ve been groped in gay bars by men a lot less appealing than Kevin Spacey and it wasn’t hard to get over. If it’s continued and prolonged abuse then that’s one thing, but a one-off dick grabbing shouldn’t be a big deal for most gay men.

Singer is next. He has to be.