Reading the comments now is about as fun as planing my shins.

So was my wedding to my ex.

“Greetings, my friends! We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.”

The transition team is going to bust out the tear gas and rubber bullets any moment now.

The transition team is going to bust out the tear gas and rubber bullets any moment now.

The transition team is going to bust out the tear gas and rubber bullets any moment now.

Sure, it was smarter than it is now, but I'm not sure I would rank it as being that intelligent. It's always had it's flaws. Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of the show and the books, but I can't honestly say that I see either as high intelligence. It's a well written/made soap opera dressed in fantasy trappings.

I'm going to try to stick it out as well, though that nearly got me arrested at McDonalds.

That's great, Lorne. Now work on making it funny.

Just skip the articles entirely like I do.

Turkery.

Annnnd now I have Master Ninja Theme Song in my head.

Wait. There's articles here?

"First he tortured Christ…now he's here to torture you!….Mel Gibson's Suicide Squad 2!!"

Just like summer camp.

Supersonic ravens? Psshaw! I have a movie where Godzilla does a flying drop kick in my collection. I can't really get worked up over silliness and inconsistencies in a show about dragons and zombies. The show is brainless fun and works perfectly fine on that level, and this season has been pretty entertaining even…

I regret nothing!

I'm way too lazy for that.

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*takes down Reb Brown posters*