sydneybristow47
sydneybristow47
sydneybristow47

YASSSS.

my speaking voice?

More importantly, from CHRIS EVANS to Sean Penn.

I hope I run into Tig someday, if so I will say "Excuse me I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you, I love your voice."

Though that image isn’t from Friday, Disney is a very gay-friendly company and has Pride days at the parks regularly. I wouldn’t be surprised if they had those lights set up already.

Minka Kelly? Really tho? I always thought that was just what we called Leighton Meester when she goes overboard on the self-tanner.

Team Kanye. Demi did it first and did it best. Everyone else needs to have a seat.

I don’t work at Disney. I do work with lights professionally, though!

YES. I was so sure German would be on that list, since so much of our modern English comes from it. It’s the easiest language I’ve ever tried to learn, and if you’re from somewhere with a lot of Germans already (Wisconsin!), it’s incredibly easy because you notice all of the little things you already took for granted

I second that with German. It has always been far easier for me to understand than any other language.

This is why I’ve always seen class as partially a lifestyle rather than just money. Like, a while back I saw that article where a rich guy is claiming he’s not rich because he doesn’t have much cash left over after he paid all his expenses. (which included various luxuries like a huge house and five-star vacations) He

Oh, god, I hate travel snobs. You know, the ones who think that if you don’t travel, it’s because you’re lazy and you don’t like other cultures. I’m all like, bitch, there are a million places I wanna go to, but I have hardly any money after paying my essentials.

“I’m not racist I don’t need this”

I was making a joke about how his Mexican’s are rapists line is the same as one of Schumer’s jokes.

“then why is it that we have to...clean up our factories now and China doesn’t have to do it for another 30 years...” But Moooom. Why should I have to make my bed? Littlesisofrandilyn doesn’t have to. Wah!

Tapper: I’m not asking you to explain your divorces.

“The government in Iraq? There is no government in Iraq.”

Don’t they exist on a spectrum of horniness, though? Tinder for instant sex, OKC for a maybe hookup (but you’ll know your partner’s name at least), Match for third date romantic sex?

Who owns “This Dating Site Isn’t Full of Weird Assholes”, cause I wanna sign up for that one?

My daughter starts fourth grade next year and attends a private school that requires students have a laptop or large tablet. She has a Chromebook that I bought her a couple of years ago and she loves it, but she’ll be getting a Windows machine (actual laptop, not Surface) come this fall. I don’t care how advanced any