Here’s the difference between what you are saying and the coverage on Jez. You are commenting on your take on his particular performance; Jez took it as an inevitability and ran several stories about how much he fucked up. My husband had two employees in the audience and they both have a vastly different take than…

Did you watch the Glastonbury show? I did. It was, without doubt, the worst headliner from there, ever. He made no contact with the audience for about the first 45 minutes, didn’t even acknowledge them; he used fucking autotune on every song he tried to sing - apart from Bohemian Rhapsody, which he butchered - out of…

It’s funny but also offensive - because if a Deaf or Hard of hearing person watched it, that person was forced to see the cleaned up version while hearing people were allowed to hear the grown up swears. If the swears were bleeped, then it should be reflected as such in the captions, not butchered by the person…

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I hate that it implies all the guilt lies with the woman. As if the dude was just sitting there and she shoved him in a car and made off with him. My nanny always said if he can be “stolen” he wasn’t yours anyway.

This is why I hate the song “Jolene.” I mean, it’s a lovely song to listen to! But everything it says is just so fucked up and wrong. Not least because, for the love of god, if the only way you can keep your “man” is to beg other women not to have sex with him, he is seriously not worth keeping.

I disagree. Nobody steals another person. That person chooses to cheat on their partner, and here it was both people. The cheating partner is not some innocent who is lead astray by an evil sex master/mistress. Even of the third party is the aggressor the cheating partner can, and should, say “no”. Here you have two…

While I get the country music shout out in the title I hate the terminology of “stealing” somebody’s partner. They aren’t property. They are full fledged adults capable of making good and bad decisions all by themselves.

Duolingo?

I feel like people should make a bigger deal about amy poehler being one of the most important figures in recent comedy history. EVERYBODY FUNNY TODAY is a product of UCB. And she (along with the Matts and Ian) started it! That’s a huge f’ing deal.

“for something that isn’t a huge problem”

You totally forgot Amanda Seyfriend’s awesome Aussie! They’ve been together forever!

What, you didn’t know about club puppies?

Pop star pets in order of who will live longest:

I wonder if he likes fishsticks?

Well it is pretty transparent, which is better than nothing. “Alright, we lost this battle, let’s move on to something else and not piss off moderate voters any longer. But hey don’t worry, far right people, I’m totes about your religious freedoms too! *mumbles* but we’re trying to win an election here.”