Ho. Ly. SHIT. I don’t think I’ll sleep now. That is intensely upsetting and frightening, and I’m sorry that happened to you.

What the fuck! I mean there’s a goddamn bus in front of you.

That's some amazing crazy driver revenge! Also, I love when someone tailgates me and cuts me off and then we end up stopped at the same light... Like congrats dude, you made zero progress at getting ahead of me.

Texting while on a bicycle? On a public roadway?

I don’t drive, but I’ve almost been run over multiple times by texting morons. Two of whom were on bicycles.

I know. It was a one-in-a-million chance! Turns out he owns a jujitsu studio.

I saw him pull into work. I made note of the place and checked their website. His photo was on there, so I had his name. I sent him a polite but anonymous letter about not being a driving jerk.

In the mornings, I have about half a mile trip along the beachfront. It’s a 2-lane road, not a freeway. I get a few seconds of zen, glancing at the waves as I drive. I was going the speed limit, but this guy zooms up right behind me and starts honking and flashing his lights and flipping me off. He was SO angry that I…

Threw a smoothie at you?

I’m afraid our realtor is going to start hating us! And what is with all these shady people manipulating you into bidding wars, etc? I keep running into literally the sleaziest assholes.

I don’t know about all the rest of it, but one thing I’d do is go to the nearest clinic immediately and get tested for everything.

And nausea is actually a good sign because it means you have high pregnancy hormones, so less chance of miscarriage.

I live in Massachusetts, every single driver is an asshole. I definitely had a guy in a car try and get me to race him the other day.

I live in Boston, home of the assholiest drivers in the country. Rarely a day goes by when someone is not an aggressive shithead for no discernible reason. People lay on their horns the millisecond the light turns green, drivers behind me flip me off for stopping on a yellow light and preventing them from running a…

I never fail to understand how members of Congress fail to understand the role of the constitution. The constitution is intended to put certain off-limits to majoritarian voting. We don’t all get to vote on deny certain rights to people based on the color of their skin, even if a huge, overwhelming majority of us hate…

They prefer it that way!

They’re also against affirmative action because they don’t see color. And his female friends all think the wage gap is merit-based.

Why would ANYONE listen to what this man has to say??

Why yes, I always want to limit my own rights!

Gay friends or friends from the 1890’s?