No, Tara Brown needs to interview every single person from now on.

Why can’t Rachel Dolezal and Belle Gibson interview each other? Would it be like an ourobos swallowing its tail? Or more like an interview fractal?

Inspired by the Rachel Dolezal Method of non-answers.

Right? American journalists are way too soft on their interviewees. We need more Tara Browns.

From the time she was first born, she was always raised as being currently a 26 year old. It’s a parenting/life strategy.

So what is the difference between being psychotic and being a pathological liar? Serious question.

“I’ve always been raised as being currently a 26-year-old,”

Wouldn’t it be cool if there was some way to take your picture without going to Sears Photo Studio or Glamour Shots? (glamour SHOTS?)

“Why didn’t you just go to law school and become a judge like I did, Arthur? I mean, it’s a pretty simple solution...”

What is so touching. She comes off as sanctimonious and hyperbolic. Lead a lawful life, sir??? Yeah that would really touch my heart if an old friend said that to me.

Hire Mega Man to shoot fireworks at your guests!

Saw this today and thought people should be informed.

Clearly she died from mercury poisoning that she got from drinking municipal water, that was fluorinated from the chem trails, that were created by government pilots, that were brainwashed by the illuminati, who put the subliminal messages in pop music.

Shouldn’t we be blaming Jenny McCarthy and Oprah?

“Too bad neither the writer at Slate or Washington’s department of health have never starred in Me, Myself & Irene. The public might be a little more trustful of their ideas if they had.”

A family acquaintance is a “champion” for the anti-vaxx movement. It pleases me so much that she’s going to have to homeschool her kids next school year. Not because she’s a good person... But because she FINALLY will have to start paying attention to her kids instead of focusing her efforts elsewhere.

Just a reminder: your insurance plan very, very likely covers adult MMR boosters totally free (thanks, Obama!).

A perfect child is a perfect accessory. They have the parental equivalent of buyer’s remorse, and trade-in value is next to nil.

Congratulations, anti-vaxxers. You did it! You saved her from autism!

Always start the party with an empty dishwasher and empty kitchen trash/recycle cans. I'm always amazed at people who don't do this, and the dirty stuff just piles up while the trash overflows. Makes the end of the night suck so bad, but if you can float into the kitchen from time to time and put some things in the…