Hahaha DIRTY.

I plan on having kids and understand the economic/environmental push-pull here, so don’t take this the wrong way, but you don’t exactly die the second you have two kids. Ideally, your lives overlap for 60-ish years, making “replacement” a bit of an odd way of thinking.

EXACTLY. My sister had a baby, so both she and my mom (who have historically been chill) started bugging me to provide said baby with a cousin.

Rant time (sorry, you have a similar problem to me):

On one hand, TOTALLY.

No clue- I was a server, so I probably didn’t even know their names that night!

Engaging your core takes a lot of work and is usually dropped very quickly- if you can get a similar shape while being relaxed, that would seem like the way to go!

Haha yeah I can see that. I mean, I was only with my husband for about half of the reception, because all of our friends/family that we hadn’t seen in forever were there, and I wanted a good visit (as did he), but at the wedding I describe above, it was just a bunch of sad/annoyed-looking Korean people waiting for the…

True. I’ve just seen a lot of terrible wedding bands, and they can really suck up the oxygen in the room. I have two friends that had great bans, though, and as I pointed out to someone else, I agree that it was due to their style.

Yup. Saddest wedding I ever worked at was one where the bride, a beautiful Korean woman, had her *whole family flown* from Korea, and had just the most exquisite dress was just sooo crushed because her new husband kept sneaking out to the porch to drink with his buddies. Just completely ignored the new family he’d…

He did kind of fall on her.

Yup. I got my husband, as did a couple of my friends. SHOCKING, considering we have the most friends in common and post on each other’s walls more regularly than anybody else does.

Haha option B! Thank you! The concept of a “one” has ruined a number of romantic comedies for me, with otherwise charismatic, good-chemistry leads.

Uh, I dropped out of this conversation a couple days ago. Not sure what sparked this message, but this gif is for you:

I guess I always saw the MC as part of the DJ “team” and probably the one making annoying sound checks while I’m trying to set tables.

I mean, totally. I’m talking about normal wedding bands. They don’t tend to get people dancing as much as DJs can, because they have a pretty narrow focus, and if that focus isn’t “something with a beat you can dance to that people at the wedding also like,” then you don’t have dancing. Basically, a DJ has more…

I dunno, I had a poetry professor that worked with him on some film and just thought he was the best; smart, insightful, etc etc. I guess he could have just been blown over by his celeb status, but I dunno...the man certainly wasn’t blown away by me.

I guess your screen name is accurate.

Now I want Flatbreads. I blame this article.

I feel like I’m talking to two people.