I had to explain to guy friends why women do that. Running and jumping can really hurt!

Did you like the rest of the interview (specifically the Truth or Truth segment) where her response to the question,"Teeth...what do you think of them?" was "I've been told to use less of it". F**king hilarious...

im so happy! my parents are finally getting married after 14 years and I get to officiate!!!!!

It was really the best. i love her even more after this.

Haha, right?! I held mine just watching her jump!

She was pretty beloved here in NOLA and the town LOVED this send off.

Men: Now us men can feel insecure too! Score one for the patriarchy!

Women: Yeah, bitches! Welcome to the party.

Men: Uhh, we were being sarcastic ...

Women: Look, motherfuckers. We've been dealing with this shit, like, forever. We're too tired to be sarcastic. We have no pity left. Now push-ups and crunches and toes…

I agree wholeheartedly. So maybe he takes these roles because he is interested in them and the process. Does he need the infinity million dollars? You know who was the real Johnny Depp all along? Brad Pitt. All thought the nineties, he supported his troubled-stud-period-dramas like a champ, the golden boy in every…

Evidence.

This TV show makes me feel so old. I want to watch it.

Miley can come chill with me. CHOO CHOO!

Just my two cents based on the discussions going on. I've always been fairly "pro" makeup if that makes any sense and don't really see it as this harmful thing, to me it is a form of self-expression and is fun so I guess I'm biased because whenever this comes up on Jezebel as it tends to be split into the camps of "I…

As a freshman in college I borrowed an engagement ring and staged photos with a guy I knew my parents wouldn't approve of and wrote a letter saying we were getting married and I was dropping out of college as April Fools. Unfortunately my parents are way smarter than I am. My dad called to say how disappointed he was…

Right. My mom always told me if I got into the same situation 3 times, it was time to look at myself.

I have a question I'd like to ask Tx3: How do you REALLY know which one of you is Jordan/Lance/Miles? Like, did you parents mix you up as toddlers (literally, like a shell game), and ultimately just let you stick to whatever name you latched on to.

Last year my four-year-old cousin called my mom and left an adorable message along the lines of, "Hi, Aunt [Redacted.] I got a pet giraffe! April Fools, I didn't really!" My mom thought it would be funny to prank my cousin back by telling her that her mom was leaving the family and would never see her again. My…

Fun story I have about Jill Biden! In 2008 I was a volunteer on the Obama campaign. I ended up being very close with the field team in Jacksonville, FL, so I got to do all the cool campaign stuff like get lunch for Forrest Whitaker and meet (then) Senator Obama the day before the election and tour his campaign plane.

I'm telling my son that we are going vegan on April's Fools Day. Cannot wait for the epic tantrum that is going to erupt when he realizes that bacon is not a plant based food.

I am totally into evil Quinn, she this is the best she's ever been on this show.

Two weeks ago he retweeted a joke I made about the episode where he *SPOILER ALERT (MAYBE?)* got fake-kidnapped by Abby and I will probably make sure someone mentions in my obituary when I die. This is my only interaction with him and it hardly even counts as one but I refuse to believe he is anything less than a…