Netflix is really good about recommending shows for me. I have my own profile, and I rate everything I've seen. Netflix is about fairly accurate at guessing how I'll like new shows. I think I've been disappointed once in a show Netflix recommended to me after setting up my own profile.

Oh, wow I forgot about that. Fucking Cyrus.

That's awesome.

Completely agree with this.

Because where the fuck are all 26 million of us supposed to go? Everything's bigger here, so my house is like 3 of your houses. Times that by 26 million and you have...Russia? (Maybe, I don't know; World Geography was a long time ago.) Fuck that, it's cold.

Christmas food isn't as "set" as Thanksgiving, meaning that you're not gonna get yelled at something fierce for going against the norm. But most people still do the same things anyway. If you don't do a turkey at Thanksgiving, a lot of Americans look at you like you sprouted six heads. Not just an extra one, but six…

Not for everyone. I didn't put marshmallows in anything this year. My sweet potatoes just had cranberries.

I hate you, Hobby Lobby. Jo-Ann Fabrics and Michael's both love me in a way you refuse. They will get all the money I spend making cat sweaters and bunny ears.

While I wish the ACA was more than it is, I thank Obama et al. EVERYDAY because without it, I would be totally uninsured. If Obama didn't push this hard to get what we've got, more people would be fucked. At least now, only some of us are still fucked.

You probably also get a short pour or some non-alcoholic triple sec instead.

That's just ridiculous.

Well, if the baby really was Big Jerry's, she'd have forever proof.

That shit is awesome. I used to pixel and still have a lot of my stuff, which is mostly characters from Japanese cartoons. I bust that out on a third date, when I know I can trust they won't steal my ideas.

So for the past month or so, I had Lorde and Madonna's daughter mixed up in my head. Royals makes much more sense now that I googled and know the truth.

I know there is a history of its correct usage, but I prefer to have the option to differentiate. Plus, ze sounds cool.

I love Mailbox and the way it handles email. It's especially helpful when checking email on the go. Can't wait for Android and web versions.

I use a regular Gmail account and a few Google Apps accounts in a browser, iPhone and Nexus 7. Mailbox is my favorite app, and I wish I could get it on Android and for the web. The labels work perfectly.

Yes, exactly. It covers any person and that's why I like it so much. It's like saying "one", except not as awkward and more specific.

Ze is funner though. I almost went with schler or shlim, a la Beast with a Billion Backs, but ze won out this time.

Yeah, I read it on the internet. I like it, too. I don't like using "they" when I know it's singular.