She was an interesting lady. Reminded me of Patty and Selma from The Simpsons. She might as well have been chainsmoking and calling Homer a fat slob.

Interesting. I'm gonna check it out.

That's not true. It might happen most often, but definitely not always.

You sound like you just came out of 1950 and not 2013. Can I have a ride in your time machine? I want to go to 3013 so I can get an eyePhone and I don't trust cryogenics.

Texas is a right-to-work state (in fact, we're so pro-business our awesome governor recently went to China and told them to bring their businesses here because we don't mind if they work their children 36 hours a day 8 days a week) so he can be fired for pretty much anything that's not illegal.

It'd be called Dude Where's My Hair? and be in a blue box and have Chewbacca as the spokesman. With a naked lady on the front, just the really nail down the audience.

That is really cool. Three of my grandmas are/were quilters and t-shirt quilts are great gifts. I'm still collecting all of the shirts I want for first quilt. They're not quite ready yet.

I have always had a side business, starting when I was a kid and sold flowers I picked door to door. Now, I write and do web design/online marketing on the side.

I use Asana in both of my work lives (day job + freelance) and for school. I have several workspaces, and since they're all tied to my one account, it's really easy to switch my focus when I need to.

It depends on what I'm doing. When I'm web designing, yes I will eat all my meals in front of my computer.

You can't have water? Even my allergist lets me bring water in when I'm waiting for my shots,and people there are allergic to everything.

Unbookmark seems like the best way to save all your favorite porn sites.

Jewelry is separate, like fancy computer and photography equipment and firearms. They tend to be stolen more frequently, thus having a higher rate of needing payout. Your couch, otoh, is likely only gonna need replacement in the case of a fire, not burglary. That's why those things usually need a separate rider.

I use a spray bottle of water for both my dogs and cat when they're being assholes. Works pretty amazingly.

I didn't say send in a paper one. I said you have to have a regular resume, as in not a professional landing page in lieu of a regular resume.

There are a few apps that will combine your clouds into one giant ass cloud. I like JoliDrive personally.

If you're applying for a job that isn't really techy (like, say bookkeeping, customer service, etc.) then you MUST have a regular resume. MUST MUST MUST.

Yes, it will. For light video editing, a MacBook will be fine, and really any computer that isn't terrible. If you're working with iMovie, you can run it on any Mac that isn't a dinosaur.

I have Thunderbird with 24 email accounts right now. Some of the accounts I manage are on behalf of a business and will have to stay separate in Thunderbird.

Is there a difference between the Plex Windows 8 and regular desktop app? Any new features?