Just don't swallow it because it will plant in your stomach garden and grow into a baby tree.

Don't freak out. My hair is oily, too and I have to wash it a lot. Use a lot of conditioner if it's dry and occasionally use a conditioning treatment. No sweat.

FWIW, I naturally have thin, super straight hair. I had curl envy and I got a perm. Seriously. In 2008, I got a perm of loose curls. It was curly curly for about 3 months (where I couldn't straighten it if I tried) and then it became this perfect hair.

Since I play a doctor on the internet, I can assure you that you will not get pregnant from making out. Also, babies come from storks.

AFAIK, there isn't one available yet on the market. Bayer is clinically testing (a pretty developed stage, I almost participated in a clinic trial recently) their smaller version of Mirena that's for ladies under 29 or so and who haven't had a kid.

Diapers or frequent potty trips. A dog door does wonders for my girl with a teeny bladder.

That's not a popular belief. That's an ignorant belief. Pit bulls are an amazing breed.

Probably likes the warmth and security. My beagles LOVE blankets.

I have two beagles and they occasionally get upset stomachs after eating disgusting crap (sometimes literally) they find. If they're outside, they'll eat grass, but if we're inside, they just heave until they throw up. Perhaps unrelated, my girl likes to eat paper; sometimes she throws up afterward.

I'm not a feminist, but I believe in equal rights.

I must be the only one who has never run into the bleeding highlighter problem. Sometimes I use Crayola markers as highlighters.

Oh man, I want a five day week. That means we only have to work 3 days right?

Maybe she is super tiny. Or those are a giant's birth control pills.

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Oh they are so cute!

Figured, just wanted to make sure. Thanks.

Jokes are supposed to be funny. Google Shopping has some great deals on a new sense of humor right now.

How about hoping for your son to like theater?

What plugin are you using?

Experience isn't really about age, it's about experience. At 22, I know what I'm doing. I have been having sex for 7 years. Even if I started having sex at 18, I would still know what I'm doing.