In the U.S. you still have to have a marriage license if you get married in/by a church.

#cotd

I'm from Corpus Christi and that judge is Hispanic, just like this woman. A large percentage of judges in Nueces county have Hispanic-sounding last names actually.

You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.

If you make it as inviting as possible, dogs will usually enjoy or at least tolerate the crate. I have two beagles who now share a large crate because they like to cuddle. There are now 4 (FOUR!) blankets in there because they keep dragging them in, they like it extra soft. I think they'd take pillows with them if…

Original I was apprehensive of crate training, but my two beagles actually like their crate. We tried using separate one, but they hated them. One day our girl decided she wasn't going to be alone and proceeded to go into the boy's crate with him. So now they share and cuddle. Can't really trust them alone if there is…

I'm the same way. I hate when people (so far always men) tell me to smile. Fuck you, I'll do what I want, asshole.

Growing up in Austin, Texas, I've always had pretty bad seasonal and pet allergies and sensitive skin. When I was 18 I moved to Corpus Christi where there is much less cedar and pollen (my two biggest issues) and my seasonal allergies are very muted. I only get bothered when north winds bring crap from central Texas.…

Oh wow. Glad she was okay. I'm sure she went bragged to all her dog friends about it. I know I would.

Curious...how did y'all do that?

I'm still on the unlimited data plan and upgraded to an iPhone 4 a few months ago. They only take your plan away if you change/remove your data plan. I've since upgraded/downgraded other features without them hounding me about my unlimited data plan.

Those are both great pieces of advice. +2 internets.

Yeah that's what I've got going on as well. I seem to love him more as time goes on and our list of inside jokes just keep getting longer.

I would imagine not very many people who aren't attractive young women apply at Hooters. Also, they have been sued a few times for gender discrimination and settled. [en.wikipedia.org]

He was charged with child porn so I think banning him from the internet is a good thing.

Good for the cop. The article says he recognized McGuire from a child porn case and verified he wasn't allowed to access the internet on the terminal next to McGuire. Then arrested him outside the store. Awesome.

Same here. I cannot get them to go away.

I've always been more self conscious about my legs than about my stomach so one-pieces did nothing to help me.

I'm sure people do, but they aren't using government help to cover it up. Maybe their assistant knows, but I'd wager that's about as far as it goes for the folks that never get found out.

Yes and I'd pay to see it. It would be hilarious.