Truly the darkest timeline. 

Normally I’d be pissed that I can’t enter because I’m Canadian, but the decent half of Americans really need something good right now.

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

The dodger did win.

This is exactly how I feel whenever I see a picture of Jared Kushner.

There must be some sort of mistake. No pilot ever tests positive on NBC.

Am I the only one whose stomach turns every time a guy uses the Crossface? I get it has been over 10 years and I probably shouldn’t be reacting that way anymore, but I just can’t help it

Boooooooooooo

Don’t come here. We full.

And that’s out of UNC’s 1500 athletes.

I think he covered this a few years ago.

The second letter looked almost like it was written by HamNo.

Was it hard to post that with only 1 hand available to type with?

Come on, the Cards are actually better than the Yankees when you count honor, tradition, and playing the right way. Tell us how.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

What does this have to do with the article?

I can’t wait for him to develop a stutter in December.

But will he be good when the playoffs come? That’s the real test.

As a GEICO customer, I approve of this article.

Heh, a female talking about kicking issues. That’s funny.