“That scoreboard is completely off.”

It’s far more enjoyable watching Craig having fun in a role...

I believe this is what got Abe Lincoln originally interested in vampire hunting. 

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Meanwhile, in a far off wood, we see a lumberjack chopping down the tree that the wood originally came from ...

The Athletic comment section is entirely made up of people going “Great article! This is why I pay for the Athletic!”

I think we can do better.

My interpretation says that if we make the crust higher than the toppings, a pizza becomes salad. All this time, we’ve been eating healthy! I can get behind this cube rule.

In yet another embarrassment, FIFA has rolled out its slogan for this year’s tournament, “500 Girls, One Cup.”

You shouldn’t recline your seat regardless.

So high contrast black and white photos only..because that’s exactly how I take a picture of my friends. 

That headline seems a tad . . . alarmist. Of course a Harry Potter reboot is probably going to happen eventually - I’d be shocked if we didn’t get one in the next 25 years. But it’s not about to happen anytime soon.

I’ve given it to your mom plenty of times and she said it’s been more than sufficient

I don’t even really like basketball, and that play made me rethink my position.

That buzzer beater at 81-78 is unreal. Still don’t understand how he got it off, let alone in.

If Harold Baines can get in...

His percentage is a crime, dog

Chicken is not meat?

There can be only one. Everything else is child’s play:

There can be only one. Everything else is child’s play:

Tannehill should have been listed as “limited.”

I think Jameis threw it forward. But nobody else seems to.