You need Hillbilly Jim and his big 2x4 to come over and knock some sense into you.

And they say Trump’s presidency isn’t having an effect on the state of race relations in America.

According to the Nights Watch, yes.

I used to really like watching Jeopardy!, until my inability to answer practically any question hammered by self-image down to a puddle of fine sludge.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Even a simple investigation would have shown these allegations against me in just about all cases is nonsense.

Watching Eddie Perez on SC right now is rough.

Did you get hit with the Hein or something? Do you really not have google? His wife separated from him.

If he keeps that type of behavior up I bet the NBA will have no choice but to make him an owner.

I am personally offended by this guy because Keira Knightley is my Imaginary BFF, and how dare he insult her? All those feelings you people have about Jennifer Lawrence? I have them for Keira Knightley instead.

At some point, you have to think “Dwight Howard” will peel off a mask and reveal Jamie Kennedy on stilts.

Sure, but only 10% of the population outside of Missouri and Kansas know that KC is in Missouri.

THE OVERTIME COIN DIDN’T FLIP!!! I don’t even...what the fuck is happening?!?!

Boy, I sure do miss Mitch Hedberg

The real No. 1

Had never missed a 4th-quarter kick of any kind ever in his career! Could not have asked for a better outcome for a homecoming game.

“WHAT A TIME TO BEE A HIVE!!!”

This is really unfair to Coleman, especially since he hasn’t heard the victim’s side of the story.

Congratulations to the one guy in Boston sports I can stand.