Smoking is a disability?

When work goes to Royals games, I wear my Braves hat. A) I have to wear a hat, and B) It reminds half the Royals of the good ol' days.

Smarter than Yogi Berra.

Every Waffle House I have seen outside of Metro Atlanta is located near an interstate. My parents live about 10 minutes from the interstate, and they have a Waffle House just out the entrance to the neighborhood.

Is it possible to have this for only selective people? I get very annoyed any time I hear my mom drinking or chewing, but I can't think of anyone else.

Why is there a picture of bloated Kristin Bell?

I would then also turn up at your work.

The Pirates are good now because they will be the worst team in baseball in August and September.

Why exactly does Angel Hernandez still have a job?

Harper is spelt like Tarp, not Bunt.

It's probably Cardinals fans for the I70 series.

And then you realize it was actually his reaction to Evan Gattis' Grand Slam :)

I no longer trust what an umpire tells a manager....

But the review CANNOT be ruled foul on review.

I'm allergic to flowers, as are many people. You really think it's bizarre?

Why will nobody make Light In August? That damn book deserves a good treatment, though it might be better as an HBO mini-series than a movie.

I believe he has stated that he doesn't kiss a woman after fellatio.

I got my mom a 3 days of gifts package from 1800flowers that came with chocolate strawberries, a rose bush, and roses. And yet I still spent just over half of what the average is.... what the hell are people getting their mothers?

The best walk-off walk was the 1999 NLCS that sent the Braves to the World Series. With a runner on 3rd and 1 out in the bottom of the 11th of a tied game, Kenny Rogers intentionally walked Chipper and Brian Jordan... and then walked Andruw Jones.

It was an episode of Breaking Bad.