Titus. Australian for dumbass.

The Sabbath is on Saturday....

14 is like 11 spots too low for Snickerdoodles. They should get bonus points for the name alone.

Both of the covers you linked to are from last week. Durant is the national, and Boston is the regional.

Wait.... Tan Mom is no longer a woman? I'm pretty sure the first "funny" one you posted is mocking a woman.

Especially Minnesota, since they just opened that place. Coors is at least reasonably old.

Does it prohibit the doctors from telling the patient it's a lie?

"I am required by law to tell you the completely inaccurate and false statement that an abortion can cause breast cancer"

The Boston Police twitter just put out notice for the car, so I don't think it's been found just yet.

With inflation, will their payout come anywhere close to Richard Jewell's?

I hate the way the NBA schedules their playoffs. The Clippers/Grizzles and Nets/Bulls series could both be completed before the Thunder/Rockets and Pacers/Hawks have played their 3rd game.

What exactly is a bee-beard?

Eric Gregg has been reincarnated!

Did nobody see The Perks of Being a Wallflower? Surely that would be considered a sexualized character. Maybe not to this extreme, but still.

Mine too! It was my 13th and we were sitting at a wing place and watching some baseball on the TV when they started scrolling the Diana news. :(

Germany is European....

That's his OPS. His SLG is just 4.0

I think Rev at 2B is more for backup than anything. He's hurt ATM, but we have Janish at SS, and we have multiple guys for 3B with Terdoslavich still in the minors.

But until we have a competent replacement for him, we're kinda stuck. Maybe Wren can work out a deal like he did for dumping Lowe.

I like that so many guys are under Braves control for so long and we have some money coming off the books soon (Hudson, McCann if he doesn't rebound), but I'm not looking forward to having to pay Heyward, Medlen, Kimbrel, Venters, Freeman, Simmons, etc with our current delinquent RICHEST IN MLB owner.

I'd rather McCarver stay around.